THE Adventures OF Kc AND Molls: Archive

Oct 18th

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Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML At least it’s never come to that.

Apr 26th

Mar 4th

Revenge, thy name is KC

KC left on her winter break before I did. I was sad to see her go. I could not be alone in my mourning, so I required company in our room. Unfortunately, our room has very little seating accomodations and necessitated some creative thinking on my part. Luckily, I pushed all of KC’s belongings off of her dresser and pulled it out from under her bed in order to create more options for my...

Jan 13th

Dec 21st

Dec 16th

Random Thought...

At what point does a murder become an assassination? How famous would I need to be in order to be assassinated? Because, if someone is going to kill me I at least want it to be an assassination. Not a murder.

Dec 15th

Dec 3rd

Spoons and Underwear

Today I walked into my room to find KC going through my drawers. My clothing drawers. My socks and underwear drawer. She said she was looking for a spoon. In my underwear? I directed her to the correct drawer. I’m glad I couldn’t get a picture of her doing that. Freaky!

Nov 20th

Nov 18th

Nov 14th

Nov 13th

Are you there God? It's me Molly...

Something bad has happened. Something awful. Something terrible. I don’t NOT like KC anymore! I don’t know how it happened. I still don’t like her long hair all over the place, or the way that she invades my territory, but she’s kinda nice to me sometimes… I don’t know what to do. I think i need some help here…

Nov 12th

Nov 6th

Today i received an e-mail from my grandmother in big bright red letters that said this: DO NOT ACCEPT THE NEW DOLLAR COINS AS CHANGE! The switch has begun! Please help do this … refuse to accept these when they are handed back to you. I received one from the Post Office as change and I asked for a dollar bill instead. The lady just smiled and said, ‘Way to go,’ so she had...

Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

Aaaaah!

KC is moaning. Like, actually moaning. Like, I am sitting at my desk right now and she is in her bed asleep and moaning. I can’t tell if they are good moans or bad moans…

Oct 28th

Oct 23rd

Oct 15th

Oct 12th

Oct 9th

Oct 8th

Georgia Rules

oh hey molls i have hacked into the blog. yes i am a mastermind! dont be alarmed so i enjoy the pictures of me on your blog and hope that people think you have freaky friends because you do molls friends that bust into your blog i cant wait for kids cusine night

Oct 7th

Pita and....yogurt?

Today was a beautiful day. A perfect day for pita-bread and humus on the quad with Georgia. Not with KC. But Georgia invited KC. Awesome. KC doesn’t like humus, so she dipped her freshley wonderfulized pita-bread in strawberry yogurt. YUM! Unfortunatly, I was not able to sustain a photograph. I am sorry to dissapoint.

Oct 3rd

Sep 30th

She's Gone

KC left for some secret ROTC thing yesterday. Honestly, I kind of missed her at first. JUST KIDDING! She was kind enough to leave her socks on my carpet as a momento for me.

Sep 27th

Sep 25th

Sep 21st

Boooring

I regret to inform you that K.C. has been extremely tollerable. I think that she now understands that we are not friends. She probably found the blog… Naaaah. Oh well, I will just have to make her think we are besties and do it all over again. While you wait, here is a picture of the mold growing in my coffee pot… His name is Oscar

Sep 19th

A little phlegmy...

KC gave me a cold. A disgusting, sneezy, phlegmy cold. She said she was sorry. It’s NOT ok.

Sep 11th

Sep 10th

Sep 8th

Sep 7th

There is a proper place for boxes

I believe the reason my rotc roomie enjoys sitting in my chair is becuase boxes have attacked the side of her room. I guess there’s nothing she can do abut that. It’s not like she could just throw them away or anything. Recycling is NOT an option here. when cardboard boxes claim there territory, there is no getting it back. (The boxes have also invaded a bit of this blog. Look...

Sep 7th

Get your own freakin' chair

Today I got hoome from rush to find KC in my chair. It is a grean, plush, comfy chair. Not to be shared. Some things can be shared, like tv’s or coffee makers or fridges or microwaves. Not my chair. I thought that maybe she just didn’t wanna get up when I came home b/c it woulda been an awkward “I caught you” kinda moment. So I went to shady schnucks. I thought she...

Sep 7th

A text from Georgia...

Fwd:So do u or kc need anything at the adult superstore?

Sep 6th

sorry...?

Last night I stayed up untill 3:30 making this blog. I wasn’t tired. Apparently, I woke KC up. She didn’t like that. So, today I woke up to her slamming the doork, banging the drawers, and blow-drying her hair for a solid 20 minutes. Who does that? It doesn’t take that long to frekin’ dry your hair! Below you will see the hair dryer she was using.

Sep 5th

And we begin

So, I have this roomate. A nice roomate. It could be much worse. She thinks we are best friends, and I…don’t. There’s nothing I can do about it. I can’t be mean, I just can’t. So, I am stuck being her pseudo friend. These are the adventures of KC and Molls (I’m Molly, but KC’s petname for me is Molls).

Sep 5th