Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
At least it’s never come to that.
2 years ago • 0 notesRevenge, thy name is KC
KC left on her winter break before I did. I was sad to see her go.
I could not be alone in my mourning, so I required company in our room. Unfortunately, our room has very little seating accomodations and necessitated some creative thinking on my part.
Luckily, I pushed all of KC’s belongings off of her dresser and pulled it out from under her bed in order to create more options for my guests.
Un-luckily, I didn’t fix it before I left for my vacation.
Now KC’s retribution is in full swing. She has yet to mention the circumstances, but has still made me fully aware of her intentions.
For example, she told me there was not 10 PM Mass on Sunday night. And there was.
And, she is leaving her Newspaper Comics on my side of the room.
And she’s making her socks smell really really bad.
Revenge, thy name is KC.
3 years ago • Notes
A guy singing “Single Ladies” could be weird.
But it’s not.
Ok, maybe it’s a little weird. But I still like it…
3 years ago • NotesRandom Thought…
At what point does a murder become an assassination?
How famous would I need to be in order to be assassinated?
Because, if someone is going to kill me I at least want it to be an assassination.
Not a murder.
3 years ago • Notes
Today KC showed me this picture.
She said she thought I would like it.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
3 years ago • NotesSpoons and Underwear
Today I walked into my room to find KC going through my drawers.
My clothing drawers.
My socks and underwear drawer.
She said she was looking for a spoon.
In my underwear?
I directed her to the correct drawer.
I’m glad I couldn’t get a picture of her doing that.
Freaky!
3 years ago • 0 notes
